You found ME!

Ain't I Cute?

Hey Guys!

Thanks for stopping by my little page about me. I can't wait to share things with you as my friends and I go on adventures together.

So I bet you want to know a little bit more about me. Here we go...

I am from Russia. Brrrr!
I am about six feet or so, and "flukeman" isn't my real name. I'm not a monster! You can call me Darin.
Yes, I'm mostly driven by my urge to procreate by biting people and infecting them with my larvae, but who's perfect?
My favorite activities include people, hanging out in septic systems, and traveling by sewer (I've seen so many places!)

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