DO YOU FEAR DEATH? DO YOU FEAR THAT DARK ABYSS?

Do you feel tired? Sad? Lonely? Downtrodden? Do you find it difficult to cope with grief? Do you panic at other places besides the disco? At a low, low cost of ONE (1) HUMAN SOUL* per course, the esteemed doctors LOU CYPHER, BILL ZEBUB and M. E. FISTO (PsyD, PhD, etc.) will teach YOU how to be the BOSS of YOUR LIFE...AND YOUR DEATH!!!

The Louis Cypher Institute offers grants, scholarships, and financial aid to students who are unable or unwilling to provide the tuition before the start of term. Check our financial aid page or draw a pentagram in goat's blood under the light of a full moon for details.

We at the Louis Cypher Institute of the Clandestine Arts (est. A.D. 666) believe that you are never too old to learn necromancy. More importantly, you are never too old IF you learn necromancy. A career in this rapidly growing field promises far more than just a LIVING wage -- enroll at your local cabal TODAY!